The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after
accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of
things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys
do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you
do." A discussion ensues! Finally the couples decide to swap partners
for the night and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian
strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long
and just a quarter-inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his
palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's
quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,
his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate
love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their
separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any
good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful. How about
you?"

"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache.
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"